What can I say about this beanie? Nothing except for anything that is readily obvious by looking at it. You'll look like a forestry worker or a Vermont State Trooper with it on, and anyone who is a fan of Supertroopers will know how much of a life benefit that is. My moustache grew thicker, I instantly became funnier and commanded more respect in public, my desire to drink maple syrup went through the roof (but that's a cost I'm willing to pay), I became much more attractive to the opposite sex the same sex and anyone beyond that dichotomy. If you want your life to immediately improve, get one of these for your noggin.